How to Use Beard Balm?
- Prepare for Glory: Before applying, assume a heroic stance. The bathroom mirror is now your battleground, and your beard is the unruly beast you must tame.
- Sacrifice to the Beard gods: With the back of your thumbnail, scoop a small, yet noble, amount of balm. Remember, less is often more. Too much will make your beard look like it swam in butter.
- Summon the Power: Rub the balm between your hands as if summoning ancient beard-shaping magic.
- Conquer the Roots: Apply the balm deep into your beard, ensuring every hair follicle feels the balm's power.
- Achieve Legendary Style: Brush or comb your beard into a style worthy of a Viking chieftain or a wise wizard.